40 Tricky Would You Rather Questions For Adults

‘Would You Rather’ is one of the most popular party games in existence, mainly because it is incredibly easy yet entertaining. The game is simple enough, requiring only that you ask a question in which players must choose between two related outcomes. The questions always begin with the phrase ‘would you rather’, and the answers people give to strange choices is what makes the game so memorable.

Other things that make the game great include:

  • It’s a great way to bond with friends
  • The explanations are always side-splitting
  • The game can be played by any number of people, and everyone is equally involved

Here are 40 new adult-themed questions for you to try, broken into four categories.

Thought-Provoking Questions

  1. Would you rather lose the ability to speak or be forced to say all your thoughts out loud?
  2. Would you rather have no knees or no elbows?
  3. Would you rather live forever with no money or die at age 30 as a lifelong billionaire?
  4. Would you rather feel like you always have to sneeze or that you always have to pee?
  5. Would you rather sprint 1 mile or walk 10 miles?
  6. Would you rather be able to speak every language and lose the ability to write or write in every language and lose the ability to speak?
  7. Would you rather be rich but have to live in prison for 10 years or be free and poor forever?
  8. Would you rather sit by a fire in the desert or on a block of ice in the arctic?
  9. Would you rather have the ability to fly for a day or run at super speed for a week?
  10. Would you rather be able to time travel or teleport at will?
Would You Rather Questions

Sexual  Would You Rather Questions

  1. Would you rather masturbate or have a threesome with at least one other person of your own gender involved?
  2. Would you rather give or receive oral sex?
  3. Would you rather be watched while having sex or watch others have sex?
  4. Would you rather leave the lights on or off during sex?
  5. Would you rather increase your level of sexual romance or sexual experimentation?
  6. Would you rather spit or swallow?
  7. Would you rather have sex during the day or during the night?
  8. Would you rather cheat on your partner or have them cheat on you?
  9. Would you rather not need birth control but be restricted to having sex once per day or be able to have sex as often as you like but always with some form of birth control?
  10. Would you rather give up sex for a year or masturbation for life?

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Gross Would You Rather Questions

gross would you rather questions
  1. Would you rather always have pimples or always have a cold sore?
  2. Would you rather have visible farts or burps that smell like poop?
  3. Would you rather feel your food’s pain as you eat it or live as a tomato?
  4. Would you rather have a penis for a nose or a vagina for a mouth?
  5. Would you rather rip off your own fingernail or have someone else shove a toothpick underneath your big toenail?
  6. Would you rather have a clock that counts down to your death or know what it is that will kill you?
  7. Would you rather give up your favorite food for a year or only eat your favorite food for the rest of your life?
  8. Would you rather experience PMS or the sensation of being kicked in the testicles?
  9. Would you rather scoop out your own eye or bite off your own finger?
  10. Would you rather have your hair stop growing or have it start growing twice as fast?

Tech Would You Rather Questions

tech would you rather questions
  1. Would you rather give up your smartphone or lose a pinky?
  2. Would you rather only be able to watch reruns or only be able to watch new shows?
  3. Would you rather be drastically embarrassed on social media or eat congealed animal fat?
  4. Would you rather give up social media for a year or be stung by 10 hornets at once?
  5. Would you rather lose your wallet or the contact list from your phone?
  6. Would you rather win free internet access for life or an annual vacation to the destination of your choice?
  7. Would you rather give up watching TV or drinking caffeine?
  8. Would you rather permanently lose access to your iTunes library or have to read the 50+ page iTunes user agreement every time you want to listen to music?
  9. Would you rather purposefully break your phone screen or your car windshield?
  10. Would you rather receive a free and perfect virtual reality system or end world hunger?

These are just a few examples of ‘Would You Rather’ questions to get your own creative juices flowing. One of the most entertaining aspects of the game is that you can create your own personalized questions, so don’t be afraid to use these as a starting point for a night of hilarious fun.

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